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More Death Humor
'Hey Death – is that a sickle in your hand or are you just glad to see me?'
The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Death: A breath-taking experience.
My doctor gave me two weeks to live…
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
I believe in reincarnation, so I’ve left all my money to myself.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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